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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.