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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.