My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered. Funny Quotes September 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again. One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant. Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage. There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.