My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.