My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes. My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot. I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.