Trendy Funny Quotes

  • HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”
  • That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.
  • Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!
  • It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.
  • I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.
  • It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.