My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead. Commentary:"Parenting level: Bathroom Sentinel 🚽👀 Avoiding potential chaos by sacrificing personal space 😂 #MomLife #DadLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste. “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm? Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship. Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day. I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.
