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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Commentary:
"Parenting level: Bathroom Sentinel 🚽👀 Avoiding potential chaos by sacrificing personal space 😂 #MomLife #DadLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bathroom, chaos, follow, kids, leave, me, parenting, scared, trouble on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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