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  • I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.
  • My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.
  • If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.
  • “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.
  • Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.
  • Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.