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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Just landed via YouTube:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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