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"Waiting for karma like 🙏, but keeping kickboxing on standby for those extra challenging moments like 💪🥊. Who knew life advice could come with a side of self-defense? 😄"

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40 shares on X this month:

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

42 shares on Discord this month:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

Making waves on Messenger:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Making waves on Reddit:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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