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"Waiting for karma like 🙏, but keeping kickboxing on standby for those extra challenging moments like 💪🥊. Who knew life advice could come with a side of self-defense? 😄"

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48 shares on Threads this month:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

59 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

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I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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