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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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Making waves on Messenger:

โ€œOut of sight, out of mindโ€ doesnโ€™t work for donuts.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but youโ€™re supposed to park between them.

Making waves on X:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Seen just now on WeChat:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Spreading quickly via X:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Just landed via Discord:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Broadcasted on X:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช has downloaded:

A haunted house, but itโ€™s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has viewed:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ณ has shared:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

Gonna start using โ€œwith all dude respectโ€.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and itโ€™s already Sunday 5pm.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ has copied:

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sorry boys, but Iโ€™ve already got my eyes on a guy whoโ€™s not interested.

Shared recently on X:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Everyoneโ€™s gangsta till youโ€™re waiting on your dog to poop.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Donโ€™t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Going viral on WeChat:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Iโ€™m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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