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Time needs a speed limit.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

98 shares on X this month:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Live now on Facebook:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Live now on Messenger:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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