My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.