Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.
  • I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.
  • Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?
  • I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.
  • I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
  • The government even made aliens boring.