My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for. As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.
