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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.