My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example. Posted onMay 19, 2024May 19, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point. I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me. The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.