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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

88 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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