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"Ah, the 90s, a time of questionable fashion choices and regrettable trends. Seems like your older brother fits right in there with mom's collection of 'ugly things'! 🙈😂 #ThrowbackFashionDisaster"

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Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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