My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.