My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother? Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived. Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point. My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it. Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later. It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.
