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  • Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.
  • I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
  • What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”
  • When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.
  • The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.
  • Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.