My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Commentary:
“Stealing the show at every reception with my signature ‘flailing limbs’ move 💃🏼💫 Who needs rhythm when you’ve got enthusiasm, am I right? 😂 #dancingskillsonpoint”

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