Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.
  • Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.
  • I wish I had a friend like me.
  • I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.
  • My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.
  • If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.