My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.