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"Ah, the rare and underrated gift of serenity in the face of cluelessness! 🧘‍♂️💬 Embracing the superpower of diplomacy while navigating the treacherous waters of foolishness."

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18 shares on Telegram this month:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Just landed via YouTube:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

Spreading quickly via X:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

Going viral on Reddit:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Making waves on Facebook:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Seen just now on Threads:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Just landed via WeChat:

If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Keep the laugh going 😂

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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