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I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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3 days ago

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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2 months ago

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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2 months ago

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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2 months ago

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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2 months ago

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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2 months ago

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

38 shares on X this month:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

78 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

89 shares on YouTube this month:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Spotted on Telegram:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

Trending via Reddit:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Trending via Threads:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Breaking via Snapchat:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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