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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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