Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.
- I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.
- My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- “Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.