My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!" I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Commentary:
“Well, sounds like someone forgot to download the ‘listening’ software update 😅🤖💬 #MarriageMishaps”

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