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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those huggers, they might be in for a 'bite' surprise! 🦷😂 Who knew personal boundaries could be so deliciously entertaining? 🤗 #BewareOfTheBiter"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged biter, hug, humor, interaction, joke, me, next, reaction, sarcasm, say, social, social interaction, someone, time on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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