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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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