Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Commentary:
“Looks like even Lois Lane has trouble spotting the true identity behind those glasses! 👓🤖 #SuperheroStruggles”

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