Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time. It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either. I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup. Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.