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  • I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.
  • Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.
  • The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
  • We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
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