No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, I have a strict 'no ghost chat' policy 🚫👻 Who has time for spirits when dealing with the drama of the living? 😂 #GhostDialIgnore" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues. My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.