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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.