Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.
Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they'll probably do it by themselves.

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β€œWho knew Teslas were so spontaneous? Maybe they just need a little encouragement to self-destruct πŸš—πŸ’₯ Just tell them to β€˜Tesla it easy’! βš‘πŸ˜œβ€

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