Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?