Not going is the new leaving early. Commentary:"Ah, the art of ghosting social events without actually ghosting… Not going is the new leaving early 🕒👻. Why make a grand exit when you can simply make a stealthy non-entrance? 🚪🏃♂️ #MasterOfAvoidance" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband. Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room. Every squad has that person who has to go home early.