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Not going is the new leaving early.

Not going is the new leaving early.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of ghosting social events without actually ghosting… Not going is the new leaving early 🕒👻. Why make a grand exit when you can simply make a stealthy non-entrance? 🚪🏃‍♂️ #MasterOfAvoidance"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged early, event, going, humor, leaving, new, not going, procrastination, social on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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