Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say. Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work? That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it. It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.