💾 Save Image Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Plot twist: the award for Best Actor in a Workplace Environment goes to… 🏆🤥 Just remember, someday you might win an Oscar for your performance, buddy! 🎬😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes. The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say. Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work? Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago. Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: communication, fake, friendliness, humor, nothing, phone, sarcasm, work, workplace
