Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work. Commentary:"Plot twist: the award for Best Actor in a Workplace Environment goes to… 🏆🤥 Just remember, someday you might win an Oscar for your performance, buddy! 🎬😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands. Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone. Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone. How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?
