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"Getting out of bed ready to face the world, only to be greeted by… people. 🙄 It's like a plot twist in the worst movie ever! 😂 Who let them ruin our day like this? #IntrovertProblems"

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

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2 months ago

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If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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4 weeks ago

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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2 months ago

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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2 months ago

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

44 shares on X this month:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

42 shares on X this month:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Breaking via Discord:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Just landed via Twitch:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Freshly posted on Threads:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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