Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.
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"Objection, Your Honor! Is the prosecutor auditioning for a spot in 'The Silence of the Courts' movie? 🤐 Let's keep the courtroom drama to a minimum and the compliments to a maximum, shall we? 😉⚖️ #LegalLipService"

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