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"Putting my phone down is a rare occurrence, like spotting a unicorn or finding matching socks in the laundry. 🦄🧦 If someone actually manages to call me during those fleeting moments, it's practically a miracle! ☎️😂"

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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6 months ago

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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2 months ago

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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2 months ago

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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2 months ago

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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2 months ago

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39 shares on YouTube this month:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

11 shares on Messenger this month:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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Just shared via Telegram:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Live now on Messenger:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Going viral on Twitch:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Trending via YouTube:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Seen just now on Discord:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Just shared via Threads:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Just landed via Facebook:

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

Spotted on X:

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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