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Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Making waves on Twitch:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Trending via Instagram:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Live now on YouTube:

The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Just shared via Instagram:

It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Trending via Instagram:

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Witty quote about the irony of being early for security checks, humorously highlighting airport frustrations.
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Commentary:
Ah, the classic plot twist of the airport hustle! Falling victim to the time warp vortex where two hours quickly morph into mere minutes at security is a right of passage for jet-setters everywhere! 🕒✈️😅 Next time, maybe consider adding a round of airport limbo to pass the time!

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76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

10 shares on Telegram this month:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

38 shares on Threads this month:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

33 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

Dear Santa, Money!

Going viral on Messenger:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Spotted on X:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Spotted on Facebook:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Spotted on Discord:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Going viral on TikTok:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Seen just now on TikTok:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Making waves on Reddit:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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