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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being tw…

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being tw…

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Ah, the classic plot twist of the airport hustle! Falling victim to the time warp vortex where two hours quickly morph into mere minutes at security is a right of passage for jet-setters everywhere! 🕒✈️😅 Next time, maybe consider adding a round of airport limbo to pass the time!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, airport, arrival, being, early, early arrival, flight, frustration, hours, humor, i, management, minutes, once, only, scam, security, take, time, time management, travel on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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