Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.
- Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.
- It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.
- One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.
- I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.