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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

90 shares on Threads this month:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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