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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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"Ah, the sweet age of 25 and above – where your problems serve as your personal alarm clock! โฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ Who needs a snooze button when life is ready to hit you with a wakeup call every morning? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AdultingAtItsFinest"



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