Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet age of 25 and above – where your problems serve as your personal alarm clock! ⏰💥 Who needs a snooze button when life is ready to hit you with a wakeup call every morning? 😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest"

25, adulthood, age, alarm, humor, life, need, problems, reality, stress, turn, wake

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

1 month ago

exhaustion, humor, i, longing, miss, relationship, rest, sleep, time
Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

1 month ago

being, better, day, freedom, humor, independence, relationship, self-love, single, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day, wrong, wrong relationship
“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

1 month ago

acting, conversation, humor, misunderstanding, weird
You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

2 months ago

awkwardness, cool, fitness, humor, perception, running, self-image, think, video, yourself
Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

1 month ago

cool, cool evening, emotional, emotional tension, evening, everyone, humor, interaction, irony, just, lot, man, otherwise, resentment, sarcasm, social, social interaction, tension
Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

1 month ago

chaos, children, cleaning, house, humor, north, North Pole, parenting, pole, shoveling, snow, struggle

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Spotted on Threads:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Making waves on X:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Seen just now on TikTok:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏

Activity Log ✨

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏