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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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