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"Ah, the sweet age of 25 and above – where your problems serve as your personal alarm clock! ⏰💥 Who needs a snooze button when life is ready to hit you with a wakeup call every morning? 😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest"

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49 shares on Facebook this month:

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

30 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

40 shares on X this month:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Keep the laugh going 😂

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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