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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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Everyone says β€œDo what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like β€œMy husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like β€œAre you sure?β€œ

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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"Seems like the art of procrastination has reached expert levels! πŸ˜…πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ“ Don't worry, embracing the 'learning from mistakes' journey can always be postponed to some other day… or year! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ“† #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"



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