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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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🕷️🥋 "Embarking on the journey to become a karate master is a sticky situation indeed! Just when you think it's all about kicks and chops, a sneaky spider web comes along to test your reflexes. Remember, the path to greatness may involve a few unexpected detours – and a lot of spider dance moves! 🕸️💥 #KarateStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accident, accidentally, arts, humor, journey, karate, martial, martial arts, master, spider, training, walk, web on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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