One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere. I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them. If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff. People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity. The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?