Home Funny Quotes One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Funny Quotes September 20, 2024

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