One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say. Posted on7 hours ago7 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOne year closer to whatever age my obituary will say. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. One year older today, and still no closer to growing up. Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is. I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.