One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?