One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Cheers to getting one step closer to getting that perfect obituary written! ππ #AgingGracefully" Related Funny Posts π€ One year older today, and still no closer to growing up. When I was a kid I would say Iβm whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. Itβs crazy that weβre closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love. The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays. I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship. Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes. Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.