Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.