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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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24 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

36 shares on Discord this month:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

44 shares on Threads this month:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Making waves on Twitch:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Going viral on Threads:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Making waves on Instagram:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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