Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day? Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOpening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning. It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it. I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy. I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.