Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day? Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a refreshing dose of chaos on the web? 😜☕️ Embrace the madness and let the internet be your morning rollercoaster ride! 🎢💻 #GoodMorningChaos" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning. It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it. 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow. I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.