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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

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Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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