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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?