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Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.