People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Commentary:
“Seems like your Uber driver has a strict ‘drop and go’ policy! 🚗😂 Maybe they’re just eager to pick up their next passenger or maybe they’re just jealous of your cozy car vibes. Either way, looks like you’ll have to find another spot for your post-drive relaxation sessions!”