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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars…

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars…

Commentary:
"Seems like your Uber driver has a strict 'drop and go' policy! 🚗😂 Maybe they're just eager to pick up their next passenger or maybe they're just jealous of your cozy car vibes. Either way, looks like you'll have to find another spot for your post-drive relaxation sessions!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, car, driver, home, humor, i, love, me, people, sit, talk, Uber, waiting, whenever, yell on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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