People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.