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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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Overthinkaholic!

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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

I need a massage for my brain.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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