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  • Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.
  • Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.
  • Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.
  • Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.
  • Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.
  • My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.