Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak? Commentary:"Guess he's just 'boarding' the ship in style! 🛳️🤣 #PlankExpert #DadsEverywhere" Related Funny Posts 🤝 We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to. Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs. My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger” Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet. I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?
