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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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I hope my email finds you enraged.