Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.