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โLooks like the key to a long life is just taking it slow and steady like a turtle 
Who knew that doing nothing could be so beneficial?! Meanwhile, us humans are constantly running like dogs 
and only living for a fraction of the time. Maybe itโs time for us to embrace our inner turtle and chill out more! 
#SlowAndSteadyWinsTheRaceโ
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โSorry for my delayed arrival, folks! Got ambushed by a rogue gang of bubble wrap that needed popping
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โChristmas: the season of expanding waistlines and expanding fibs to the little ones!
Who says you canโt indulge in both delicious treats and creative storytelling at the same time? Itโs all in the holiday spirit! 
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โWell, if we keep hitting โrewindโ on New Yearโs, are we stuck in a perpetual loop of Monday blues?
Hereโs to hoping we finally get it right in this cosmic game of trial and error! 
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โWell, well, well, it seems like someoneโs disappointed in their snack selection
Who knew scotch tape wasnโt on the menu for todayโs gourmet tasting session? Better luck next time, tape connoisseur! 
โFun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the original Scotch tape was invented in 1930 by a man named Richard Drew? It was initially created for the automotive industry to help with paint jobs, but it quickly became popular for household use!
Donโt worry, itโs just practicing its disappearing act for a future career in magic. Just remember, whoever finds it first gets to be the winner of this epic game of hide and seek! 
