Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRemember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken. Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again. You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.
