Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.