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Ah, the glorious days of youth when you could blissfully sprawl out like a starfish๐ Now it's all about strategic maneuvers, shifting like a game of hip-saving chess every quarter hour โฐ Who knew we'd all turn into human rotisserie chickens with age? ๐๐ #AdultingStruggles
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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.
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