Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRevenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that? That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink. There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you. That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
