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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Humorous text about revenge, suggesting a sneaky sandwich-cutting trick for fun.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old debate: diagonal vs. horizontal sandwich cuts. Who knew it held the secret to perfecting revenge? 🥪⚔️ Just make sure the filling doesn't spill out before you get your sweet, non-diagonal revenge! 😉"


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