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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I b…

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I b…

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🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁‍♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged expectation, flowers, gardening, humor, i, just, nature, poetry, red, romance, romantic, roses, roses are red, something, surprise on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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