💾 Save Image Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Secure your spot in the dental chair pronto, unless you want your dentist dreaming more about yachts than your plaque! 🦷⛵️ Don't let procrastination be the root canal of all evil! 😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test. Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system. Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away? I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing. When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: appointment, before, boat, dentist, early, fretting, humor, month, next, payment, schedule