Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Secure your spot in the dental chair pronto, unless you want your dentist dreaming more about yachts than your plaque! π¦·β΅οΈ Don't let procrastination be the root canal of all evil! π" Related Funny Posts π€ Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test. Yes officer, Iβd like to file a restraining order against my dentistβs appointment reminder system. Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment. Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji. When someone asks me why Iβm leaving the party early, I say βIβm late for an appointment with my pajamas.β