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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your de…

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your de…

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"Secure your spot in the dental chair pronto, unless you want your dentist dreaming more about yachts than your plaque! 🦷⛵️ Don't let procrastination be the root canal of all evil! 😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appointment, before, boat, dentist, early, fretting, humor, month, next, payment, schedule on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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