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"Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

43 shares on Slack this month:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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This whole week could have been an email.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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Oh good. Another day.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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