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"Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"

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22 shares on WeChat this month:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Talents: eating!

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Keep the laugh going 😂

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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