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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

60 shares on Threads this month:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

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