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British people be like “YouChube.”

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

52 shares on Threads this month:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

53 shares on X this month:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

83 shares on Facebook this month:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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British people be like “YouChube.”

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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