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"Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"

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16 shares on Threads this month:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Icarus loved hot wings.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Making waves on X:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Trending via Messenger:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Making waves on Facebook:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Just landed via Instagram:

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Just shared via WeChat:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Just shared via Telegram:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Keep the laugh going 😂

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

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