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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.