Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.
  • I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
  • I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
  • That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
  • Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.