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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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"Single by choice. Just not my choice. 🤷‍♂️ Forever swiping left on fate's dating app! 😂 #SingleLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged choice, commitment, dating, fun, humor, irony, just, relationship, single on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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