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"Ah, sleep – the ultimate escape from adulting responsibilities! 😴 No missed calls, no awkward conversations, just pure blissful nothingness. Who needs therapy when you have a comfy bed, am I right? 🛌💤"

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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61 shares on Slack this month:

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Making waves on Discord:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Making waves on TikTok:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Making waves on Telegram:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Shared recently on X:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Making waves on TikTok:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Trending via Pinterest:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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