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"Ah, the classic 'do you trust me?' test – a true gambit of relationships! 🤔 Responding with 'well, I trust you to be you' might guarantee honesty, but it also comes with a free side of awkwardness and a dash of sass! 😆 Remember folks, sometimes it's better to just smile and nod… 😅"

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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