So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else? Posted on5 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSo. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body. Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.