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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.