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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.