Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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“Ah, the scandalous love lives of socks – trying to keep it together in pairs but ending up in a tangled web of singledom or polyamory! 🧦💔🧦💕 Keep your toes warm and your relationships spicy, folks!”

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