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  • Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.
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  • If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.
  • Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
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